My Girl

A conversation-

Lou: I don't want to wear that! I want to wear shorts and a T-shirt!
Mama: It's too cold. You need to wear pants to keep your little legs warm.
Lou: I don't want my little yegs to be warm! I want them to be cold!
Mama: Well, I can't let you be cold. What kind of mama would I be if I let you go out in shorts and be cold?
Lou: What kind?
Mama: A bad mama.
Lou: I want you to be a bad mama.
Mama: Well, I don't want to be a bad mama. It's my job to be a good mama and to take good care of you.

A little while later...

Lou: You are a good mama. I don't want you to be a bad mama. I love you just the way you are.