Charlotte: Mommy. What would happen if you went trick-or-treating in December? Would they still have to give you candy?
Me: Well, people most likely wouldn't be expecting you, since really no one is trick-or-treating then.
C: But would they give you something anyway?
Me: I think you would only get what people could find in their houses to give you. You'd probably end up with Brillo pads and Grape-Nuts.
C: What's a Grape-Nut?